With only a few shopping days left until Christmas, I have been asked what sports fans really want this year. Here is a list, designed aptly to the wives and girlfriends who are looking for that special gift for the man in their lives.
Backyard Putting Green There is no better way to ensure your backyard landscaping is immaculate. These professionally installed greens are a little pricey, but think of all the enjoyment you will get from knowing your golf lover is out in the fresh air and out of his recliner.
New baseball glove Please be sure you buy a new one and not a used one. The effect here will be the “new” leather smell, which you can not truly get from a used glove. Watch and enjoy your baseball fanatic as he wears the glove over his face like a Hannibal Lecter mask, soaking in the leathery aroma.
Automatic Ball Washer This is really a golfing device, but I hesitate to elaborate further. Simply walk into your local golf shop and ask for one.
Terrell Owens Bound, gagged, and wrapped in glittery Christmas paper and stuffed under the tree. Leave the rest to your anti-TO sportsman.
Snowboarding sports ruling reversed Begin petitioning now, and perhaps in 2010 this could make the perfect gift, by having the Winter Olympic Committee officially rule snowboarding as recreational activity, and not a true sport. Then, Shawn White can wear his hair however he wants to.
All-in-one remote control with Lifetime Batteries No, he will never really be able to use it. But at least the TV will never be stuck on Nickelodeon’s “Ned’s De-Classifieds” because the batteries died. Just be sure you read the instruction book and then you will be the only one in the house who can really operate it, and you will have Remote Control.
Watch football on Christmas Day A much needed break after putting together the 2000 part Barbie Dreamhouse.
Happy shopping, and above all, remember the True meaning of this special time of year, and when you want the right sports answer, Go Ask Your Dad at
